Fried chicken just tend to make you feel better about life.”
I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn’t deserve it. Because they are all you have. Because any attention is better than no attention. For exactly the same reason, it is sometimes satisfying to cut yourself and bleed. On those gray days where eight in the morning looks no different from noon and nothing has happened and nothing is going to happen and you are washing a glass in the sink and it breaks-accidentally-and punctures your skin. And then there is this shocking red, the brightest thing in the day, so vibrant it buzzes, this blood of yours. That is okay sometimes because at least you know you’re alive.”
— Augusten Burroughs, Running With Scissors.
Faye [to Don]: I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.”
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Mad Men, Season 4, ep. 13.
I just had the absolute strangest dream. In it, I am some kind of substitute covering the bartenders class. Right before class starts, I watch as he leaves and says goodbye to a female student that I can tell he recently slept with…
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The depths of shallowness
Daria: Did you just spend two hours dressing up to go the door for one minute and dump your date?
Quinn: Daria, if you look your best when you blow a guy off, it makes them feel like you care.
Daria: Well, that advice should prove very helpful. Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.
Quinn: Thanks.
Blair: If you wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. You gotta decide if all this is worth it.”
— Gossip Girl, Season One.
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Damn you, Liz Lemon.
Angie: I’m sorry you want me to perform in this?
Liz: Yeah, you’re Amy Grant from the “Baby Baby” video. The one where the man likes her at that carnival.
Angie: That’s some white nonsense.
Liz: Too bad Tracy’s not here to take your side. He’d be like “Damn you, Liz Lemon.”
