June 2012
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Self Medicate
me: Big Mac met someone new. That's why he didn't respond.
S: Ew
me: There's a reason why I have a "boys suck" playlist.
S: Aw drink your feelings tonight and meet someone new.
me. Yup. Just bought a bottle of vodka. It was essential.
S: Get it girl. Get ye medicine.
Jun 2nd
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“Hold my hand while you cut me down. It had only just begun but now it’s...”
– Adele, Tired. 
Jun 2nd
May 2012
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
May 30th
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“Oh, poor baby. Can’t hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area...”
– Jenna Maroney.  Season 6, Episode 22: “What Will Happen To the Gang Next Year?”
May 29th
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May 29th
May 29th
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Post holiday weekend panic
me: I'm having my post holiday weekend panic attack after I look at my bank account. I may need to cut back to like two meals a day.
SG: oooh yeah. lol. can do the juice fast with me and G!
me: lol. perfect. I'm not broke. I'm on a "cleanse."
May 29th
“I had to stop hoping so much that a ship would rescue me. I should not count on...”
– Yann Martel, Life of Pi.
May 29th
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“Just so you know, you’re so considerate and it turns me on so much.”
– My drunk text last night to Big Mac. Luckily he has a sense of humor.
May 25th
Gay Bars in DC During Memorial Day Weekend
thedcgayz: It sounds about right. Also, how I feel when I have to pregame by myself.
May 24th
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“It’s amazing. As soon as I saw you, I needed to talk. It’s...”
– Gaspard, Paris, je t’aime (2006). I have a crush. I don’t know, but something about this one feels different. It’s way too early to tell though. I haven’t even settled on a nickname, but lets call him Big Mac for now.
May 24th
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Fanny Forestier: [in French] Kiss me on impulse! Surprise me!
Bob Leander: Me, me, me, me! You always want your feelings understood! But mine are childish! Sex isn't disgusting unless you make it disgusting! There can be beauty in this place too!
Fanny Forestier: [in French] Not what I call beauty!
Bob Leander: I need a little help! You don't know what it's like for a man when it's all gone! I can't feel anything anymore!
Fanny Forestier: [slaps him] Do you feel *that*?
May 24th
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961).
May 24th
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May 18th
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“I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never...”
– The Wonder Years (via saddest-summer)
May 16th
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May 16th
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“I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the...”
– Hannah, Girls. Episode 4: “Hannah’s Diary.” Replace the first item with someone who lets me hang out with my friends all I want and then it sounds perfect. I mean, who wants to hang out ALL the time?
May 16th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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“This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for...”
– Elizabeth Gilbert (via kari-shma)
May 14th
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“If there’s anything we’ve learned from Michelle Pfieffer in...”
– Laurie, Cougar Town. Episode 10: “Southern Accents”
May 10th
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“I think she’s good at everything. I think she’s just one of those...”
– Peggy, Mad Men. Episode 8: “Lady Lazarus”
May 10th
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“I’m fine. What I’m having is a physical and inappropriate reaction to my total...”
– Hannah, Girls. Episode 3: “All Adventurous Women Do.”
May 9th
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WatchWatch
shortformblog: Here’s the video of President Obama confirming his support for same-sex marriage. At least now conservatives have to stop saying they share the same views as the President on Same-Sex Marriage.
May 9th
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May 9th
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WatchWatch
She’s obviously a very smart and talented young women. I really enjoyed the interview.
May 9th
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Brief but necessary.
South Beach (K’s 30th Part I): HIGHS - Having two beautiful beach days. Making new friends who pay for brunch. LOWS - Spending entirely too much money. Almost missing my return flight. Parents Weekend (K’s 30th Part II): HIGHS - Friday Happy Hour with K’s family in their hotel room. They brought a frozen margarita machine and festive glasses. We had dinner at Carmine’s...
May 8th
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May 4th
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“I thought you married Jane because I had gotten old, and then I realized it was...”
– Mona to Roger Sterling. “Mad Men,” At the Codfish Ball (2012).
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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10 things your commencement speaker won't tell you →
7. Your parents don’t want what is best for you. They want what is good for you, which isn’t always the same thing. There is a natural instinct to protect our children from risk and discomfort, and therefore to urge safe choices. Theodore Roosevelt—soldier, explorer, president—once remarked, “It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.” Great quote,...
May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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When I'm ready for the weekend
whatshouldwecallmemaybe: MG agreed to some pre-flight cocktails. Then off to South Beach. I’m ready to switch to vacation mode.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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After watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 25th
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When my friends order a round of shots without me
whatshouldwecallmemaybe:
Apr 24th
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When They Say They Just Want To Cuddle
thedcgayz:         
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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“It’s only girls code if you like the girl.”
– Francesca ‘Cheska’ Hull, Made In Chelsea. 
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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The Daily Tar Heel: The Kvetching Board™ →
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Happy 4/20, everyone. To the girl who was absolutely convinced “Mr. Brightside” was written about her life: Most relationships do, in fact, start out with a kiss. To the hipster who burned his tongue on his coffee: That’s what you get for drinking it before it was cool. If Amendment One passes, I’m blaming Brad and Angelina for getting married. To the guy who...
Apr 20th
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